“I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.”
“I’m the jealous type, you know why? Because remember, we started out as ‘just friends’ too.”
“Yeah, maybe I’m just a little clingy piece of shit, but I love you more than anyone ever could.”
you don’t own a dog? sorry I can’t come over I’m busy today
This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”
“You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.”