“When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.”
anyone who sleeps with their door open is asking for demons
"just talk to people!!!11!!!!1!!1!1!11!!!! it’s easy!!! why are you so shy???? making friends is so easy!!1!!!!!11!!!!!"
“Show me disloyalty, I’ll show you detachment.”
men: I can’t stand girls with low self-esteem, it’s such a turn off
men: Ew a fat girl ew stretch marks I want to be able to pick a girl up and kiss her and hold her in the air wow she has a flat chest mosquito-bite boobs oh gosh I don’t like boobs that big they get in the way I want a flat tummy on my girl oh she has to have a great body no love handles yuck beef curtains are gross I like big nipples I like small nipples yuck thunder thighs no that’s too thin you look anorexic I love curves no not plus-size just skinny girls with small waists and big hips wow caked on make-up is such a turn-off yet I worship this celebrity that has never been seen without make-up and I watch porn so my idea of a real woman is thousands of dollars in plastic surgery and I have unreasonable standards that real women will never be able to attain
“And I think the first sign you notice when you begin to gain feelings towards a person, is just how easily you get jealous when they give others the attention which you crave.”