"You don't get to do that. To come into somebody's life, make them care, and then just check out."


“I can’t fucking share someone, god dammit I’m one selfish person. I want one person all to my self, their laughs and tears, I want to be the first person they tell when something happens, good and bad, I want to piss them off at 2pm, make up for it at 6pm, and to save them at 2am. I need some one all to my self or not at all.”

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everyone laughs at the number 69 but i wonder how many of you have actually tried it

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i’m fluent in talking shit

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dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

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“I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.”

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“I’m the jealous type, you know why? Because remember, we started out as ‘just friends’ too.”

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“Yeah, maybe I’m just a little clingy piece of shit, but I love you more than anyone ever could.”

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